Harrison Ford

 Harrison Ford is one of our great movie stars, a real super dupper super star who did his best work back in the 30's and 40's. How I loved him in all those romance things he did with Lombard, Dietrich and Hepburn, and all those action flicks where he fought and won everything. What a career. And did you know that there was another Harrison Ford who had a good silent movie career but then suddenly disappeared. Our new Harrison moved on from all those great 30's and 40's films to make blockbuster after blockbuster, and holy shit the guy is 80 years old. Mommy I love him. Now you're probably asking why the fuck is he writing about Harrison Ford well for starters I just saw two ok flicks of his on NettyFlix where in one he plays the pres. of our country taking down holy shit terrorists on Air Force One including Gary Oldman. I just couldn't help thinking of fat donny playing pres. and trying to outrun anyone let alone fast as a bullet nasty Gary Oldman looking for revenge for what the U S of A did to his country located somewhere between Serb

ia and Ruskieland. Doesn't matter. Harrison unlike what fat Donny couldn’t do kicks the shit out of them and throws Gary off his plane. Harrison doesn't need fake super action hero cards he really is a super action hero. Donny actually tried to praise Harrison, but of course Harrison who hated the fat pig would have nothing of that. He's one of us, a big hot liberal. A 300 Million dollar man concerned about our planet. The other film I saw was the dour and dull “The Devil’s Own” in which our Harrison plays a good cop, who unknowingly opens his nice home in Kensington Brooklyn to Brad Pitt a visiting I.R.A. terrorist. There is my good name again. Anyway hardly a good film but with fine dull direction by Alan J. Pakula and some nice New York New York on location scenery. Harrison in his later films didn’t have the female co-stars that he had in his romantic movies of the 30’s and 40’s which didn’t help his box office other than his Star Wars and Indiana Jones romps where it didn’t really matter who his fem co-stars were. We were there for the action and robots not Carrie Fischer or Karen Allen as nice as they were. And let’s not forget that little sci-fi film he did in 82 with a blade and a runner in the title.